Herbal tea AU: sword fights on the heights

➥ Herbal Tea Climatic Universe Lore as juan diaz lays crippled on the floor, he transports himself to a alternate universe...

in this AU the team of boost mari taco noey addie5000 dozy and flakey are badly wounded and locked in juan diaz' cellar. As they ponder how to escape flakey remembers he packed some sickles, so he slices through the cage with ease. However the cellar door need a key to be unlocked, and a sickle can cut through it flakey would know he tried it and his sickle broke. Eventually juan diaz catches on to what they are doing, and unleashes a paladin to attack the gang. The battle took half and hour (mainly due to the fact all they had were broken sickles, their bare fists, and a octopus) but eventually they manage to trip the paladin using a gallow that was in the cellar. And while the paladin was confused, addie5000 grappled on to it using his octopus arms and bashed its skull open (dont ask me how that works i dont even know) and they discover the key was inside the paladin. So they escape from the castle, 5 months later the guys spent 5 months building up a army to revolt against juan diaz. The army begins approaching the castle, with the best weaponry they have.

= TO BE CONTINUED.... =